|Piecemeal's Sluggy Freelance Fansite
Cast of Characters
(in no particular order)
|ZoŽ is a charming lady who always
seems to seems to get stuck with all the bad luck. When
she flew to the ski resort, Bun-bun shoved her in the
overhead compartment. Her first day on Sluggy, she got a
sprained wrist, beaten up by Bun-bun, and trampled twice.
She was in the way of Aylee's cocoon when it exploded,
and got covered in lots of gross slime. She has had
several romantic interests, including Sam, Muldy from the
X-Files spinoff, and more recently, Riff. Everybody seems
to treat her like dirt, except for her best friend...
||Gwynn, who dated Riff's until she found
out that he was also going out with ZoŽ at the same
time. She's a clear advocate of physical violence, but
it's usually against Riff, and always justified. ZoŽ and
Gwynn are both employed by...
|Dr. Lorna, a famous radio psychologist, but she seems
to take more pleasure out of embarassing and screaming at
her patients than she does out of actually helping them
out. She is famous nationwide as a "psycho
bitch", and does not seem to think very highly of
the human race as a whole. We found out last summer that
she's also (surprise!) the mother of...
||Riff, who doesn't officially have a job, though
he seems to be really smart and invents lots of neat
things, like robot clones, interdimensional gateways,
laser cannons which can run off of car batteries. He
hangs out with Torg a lot, and was dating Gwynn for a
while back in mid-June, but he showed up two hours late,
she kicked him in the privates, and things have been a
little rocky since then. Riff invented a flux-agitator
back in late September of 1997, and accidentally got sent
into another dimension with Torg. They both finally
escaped, but brought along a friend...
|Aylee, a man-eating creature from an unknown
dimension. She actually has a very nice personality,
despite her bad habit of eating people. Bun-bun had a
huge fight in January of 1998, but now they're pretty
friendly. Everybody else has learned to put up with her
carnivorous habits, even Riff has seemed to lost interest
in killing her after she proved to be so useful in the
vampire series. Nowadays, she's been eating less people,
and is employed by...
||Torg as his secretary. Torg is a freelance web
designer, which gives him lots of freedom to go out on
funky adventures to other dimensions without risk of
losing his job. He constantly defends her against Riff,
and is still trying to change his mind about her. He
hasn't really had any successful dates, he had an
internet blind date with an overweight bearded lady, and
for a while he seemed interested in Aylee. "You
realize, despite the scales and stuff, she's technically
naked." In addition to monitoring Aylee, he also has
to watch out for...
|Bun Bun, the homocidal maniac psycho
bunny. Actually, he's not bad, aside from slaughtering an
entire office's worth of telemarketers, killing the
Easter Bunny, leaving Kiki and an 8-year old girl to die
in a storm, beating up Torg too many times to keep track,
not to mention the portuguese alternate-dimension Torg,
killing Leonardo DiCaprio, harassing the Amish, and
having a barbecue with...
||Kiki, a well-mannered bouncing female ferret.
Kiki and Bun-bun have been friends for a while now,
teaming up for many funny comics. A few which come to
mind are the huge robot launching missiles and blowing up
an entire army of tanks, and when they piloted a robot
clone of Torg through a dinner party so that Torg could
go on a ski trip. Kiki has recently moved in with Riff,
|Sam Sein kicked him out. Sam may look friendly, but
make no mistake about it, he has a very sinister side!
When he saw Torg kissing ZoŽ, for instance, he became
insanely jealous and set Torg up on a blind date with
someone he met on the internet! The horror. Sam used to
be really obsessed with ZoŽ, until he was turned into a
||Valerie, who died near the end of the
vampire series. She became a vampire during the middle
ages, when her Torg-resembling-boyfriend died in a
jousting incident. After turning Sam into a vampire, she
had her eyes on Torg, but her plans were foiled when Sam
backstabbed her by helping Riff to defeat the vampires.
Before she was revealed as a vampire, the only one who
didn't seem to trust her was...
|ZoŽ, and the circle begins anew. Is
Sam really gone forever? Has the dimension of Pain really
given up in killing Torg? How much longer until we have
to put up with another "stick-figure week"? And
what will become of Donald Fuzzbottom? Only time will